That Type of Girl Deserves It

Every young woman I know was violated when the nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence and other successful women were posted on the internet for public consumption against their will. Some of us reason that these young women deserve to be sexually and publicly violated because they created these images. We reason that we… » 9/28/14 12:00am 9/28/14 12:00am

Why Do People Hit Their Kids?

There's an old episode of What's Happening!! where Roger fucks up, and his mom decides to beat his ass (this is actually the plot of every episode of What's Happening!!). So his mom asks Rerun for his belt, only Rerun is 300-plus pounds, so when he takes out his belt, it's like eight feet long. And Roger's mom… » 9/16/14 7:12pm 9/16/14 7:12pm

The Worst Road Users, Ranked

The streets are not safe. Lurking around every corner there is an asshole cyclist or a maniacal UPS driver ready to plow into anyone in sight. In our parks, children and the elderly are routinely yelled at by runners, cyclists, and stoners on longboards (watch out, breh). And in our cities, uniformed officers are a… » 9/04/14 8:11pm 9/04/14 8:11pm

Conditions Which Must Be Met for Simultaneous Orgasm

By now surely you've heard of simultaneous orgasms, or at least of someone who knows someone who had one that one time. The literature is sketch because everyone who reports on their own sex life is a given liar. That doesn't mean you can't still chase this mythical beast. The good news: We want to help. » 9/04/14 7:41pm 9/04/14 7:41pm

I Was the Weirdest Person at BronyCon 2014

"Brony" is the nickname given to the adult (mostly male) fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their community—which is large, voracious and one of the most widely-ridiculed fan collectives this side of Equestria—gathers annually in a convention center to celebrate their enthusiasm for friendship, tolerance and » 9/02/14 3:29pm 9/02/14 3:29pm

Meet the Sexy Alien-Worship Cult Behind International Go Topless Day

Three days ago in New York City, dozens of bared breasts and half as many women marched from Columbus Circle to Bryant Park, accompanied by a coterie of similarly topless men. The occasion—International Go Topless Day—was marked by eager press coverage in the New York Post and elsewhere. Very little of it mentioned… » 8/27/14 12:42pm 8/27/14 12:42pm

The CIA Must Tell the Truth About My Rendition At 12 Years Old

This week, the Senate Intelligence Committee is fighting the White House and the CIA over pre-publication redactions made to a Congressional report on the agency's use of torture and rendition. This debate is very personal for Khadija al-Saadi, who at 12 years old was rendered from Hong Kong to Libya in a joint… » 8/06/14 1:31pm 8/06/14 1:31pm

Is Ratfucking Journalism Dead?

James O'Keefe's latest video exposé is another selectively edited pooch-screw. A conservative kids' blog gets blasted for paying political operatives and snowing sources. A bowtied bro and his protegé, who's trying to do the Tea Party a solid, get played by Cuban spies. The right-wing gotcha industry is in disarray! » 7/08/14 4:19pm 7/08/14 4:19pm